All posts by Tim

March 17, 2017UncategorizedTim

Sounds like heaven! When do we move?

March 15, 2017UncategorizedTim

You really should be more careful…don’t you know there’s a serial eater on the loose?

March 10, 2017UncategorizedTim

If you can’t see the numbers…then I can’t be overweight.

March 9, 2017UncategorizedTim

In the end…the question of survival vs achievement can only be answered by how much room one has left in their stomach.

January 17, 2017UncategorizedTim

I didn’t want to do it…but I am under the control of an unmerciful tyrant
who resides inside of my belly!!!

December 22, 2016UncategorizedTim

How come “my night on the town” always involves a pair of rubber gloves and a rectal thermometer?

December 21, 2016UncategorizedTim

Sleep Number 894.62-c. Better known as “The Feline Recline.”

December 20, 2016UncategorizedTim

How was my day? You left me with a frog that refuses to roll over and a pillow that’s supposed to be a cow. For your sake…we better be having tuna
tonight!!!

December 19, 2016UncategorizedTim

Looking for a job in outdoor flooring…preferably within the dirt installation
division. I have no idea what the position would pay…but wow…
the benefits seem amazing!!!

July 29, 2016UncategorizedTim

Life’s best moments are often unexpected!