Monthly Archives: December 2016

December 22, 2016UncategorizedTim

How come “my night on the town” always involves a pair of rubber gloves and a rectal thermometer?

December 21, 2016UncategorizedTim

Sleep Number 894.62-c. Better known as “The Feline Recline.”

December 20, 2016UncategorizedTim

How was my day? You left me with a frog that refuses to roll over and a pillow that’s supposed to be a cow. For your sake…we better be having tuna
tonight!!!

December 19, 2016UncategorizedTim

Looking for a job in outdoor flooring…preferably within the dirt installation
division. I have no idea what the position would pay…but wow…
the benefits seem amazing!!!